Water yep.... just callin' it water

Yeah.... I am titling this whole thingy to WATER.... yes, mostly cuz i got so majorly sick all i ever drank was water! my dad bought me this new type of water called antioxidant WATER grape pomegranate falvored yum yum! I feel so sarcastic! hahahahahahahaha, lol. Ok, fun fact time: Did you know that if you spray ax all over your arm and then light a fire you don't feel a thing? Hahaha, yeah it's true, tried it myself, WORKS! yah, yah, blah, blah, sing sing! BILLIUS WEASLY! i'm sorry i was reading harry potter yesterday and i remembered ron's older brother bill, and how Ron's middle name is Billius and now I just of Billius which just happens to be the name of a type of rock. Yes, a rock, did you know that? Wonder what would happen if you put Spiderman, Wonder Woman, Spongebob, Harry Potter, Darth Vader, and Bob the Builder all in the same room what would happen? Well in my bizarre working mind (yeah I know its a shock i have one) it would go somehting like this....

Spiderman: Why the heck am I here?
Spongebob: Let's all introudce ourselves! I am Bobspong PantsSquare the most prestigeous fry cook at the restround The Krusty Krab
Harry Potter: I am Harry Potter, defeater of the Dark Lord, and Greatest Wizard of all time you may bow if you wish.
Wonder Woman: I am Wonder Woman, I come from the Amazons and am part of the Justic League if you want to hit on me get the hell outta here
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father
Bob the Builder: Bob the builder can we build it? Bob the builder yes we can!
Everybody looking at Bob the Builder
Bob the Builder: What can't a builder sing around here?
Spiderman: Look we have to figure out a way to get outta here I got MJ waiting for me in a cafe and that girl is buying my latte!
Wonder Woman: Calm down bug breath, all we need to do is open this door, watch,
Pulls on the door knob but it doesn't budge
Wonder Woman: Grr! This door refuses to open to me, Princess of the Amazons for that it shall pay! Wonder Woman begans trying to tackle the door and open it take that! Hy-yaH! haha! IN your face! Woo! Your losing!
Spongebob:...
Spiderman: I agreen with the yellow cheese here, while Amazony here wrestles the door we'll figure out a plan on how to open the door.
Darth Vador: We will slice it open with my light sabor. Stand aside lady that just happens to be pretty. Hy-yah! Door refuses to open I said HY-YAH!!!! Door still does not open, now both Darth Vador and Wonder Woman are wrestling it to the ground.
Bob the Builder: Why don't we just try and tunnel outta here? Hey where' Spongebob?
Suddenly, a boat car thingy like the ones from Spongebob pull over with Patrick inside
Patrick: Get in buddy, the jelly fish are buzzing!
Spongebob: Thanks, Pat, well see you! And Harry, love the new shirt.
Zooms off with Patrick
Spiderman: How the hell...? Well, I'm getting outta here, walks out
Harry Potter: I'm apperating off, to Ginny's office
Bob the Builder: This sucks get me outta here, Sweettropic
Sweettropic: Fine,
THE END
Wonder Woman: Open you confounded door! Ahh!!!
Darth Vador: My eye! Ahh!
End!

Ah! Oh no! It's the people with green hats!

This is written in newspaper format so if you don't get it then too bad jk lol

THE LITTLE DUDE WITH THE GREEN HAT! OH NO!
BY: bEllaUbetTERlove

Today was a tragic day, we have what we dread most: A LITTE DUDE WITH A GREEN HAT! For all of you who do not know what a little dude with a green hat could me, let me explain, a little dude with a green hat could mean the death of kansas, and possibly somewhere near the himalayaias. The leader of the little people with green hats has recently killed our beloved rebel I-don't-know-who-this-guy-is. I-don't-know-who-this-guy-is was a wonderful rebel, here to say a few words are Bella Swan and her boyfriend/husband Edward Cullen.
Bella: I just wanted to say I-don't-know-who-this-guy-is was such a wonderful man full of good advice, he was the one who pushed me off the cliff, and Edward rescued me, it was our 5,987 meeting and it was worth while.
Edward: ... can we go back to our house, Bella? Please?
Volturi: Not so fast Cullens!
Edward: The Volturi? What the hell are you doing here? bellaUbetTerlove explain this?
bellaUbetTerlove? hello? Quickly Bella! I'll protect you!
Bella: Lets go! Grabs Edward and both dash away
Volturi: I just wanted to ask you if you could open my mustard! Wimps!
Romeo: Never fear! The brave Romeo is here!
Volturi: Romeo? Your dead... no your supposed to have died like waht a thousand years ago! What the hell are you doing living?
Romeo: My Juliet! My fair Juliet! Alas where is she?
Lighing McQueen: Uh,. dude she like died after she thought you were dead, heres your own book.
Romeo: What is this? A talking carriage? What a strange one! A book about us? Alas my Juliet is dead! I die too! Who wrote this? It's horrible!
Shakespere: Hey dude do you know how hard I worked to write that crap? You should be thanking me I'm the guy who made you alive! Thanks McQueen I owe you.
Lighting McQueen: Eh, no I'm good, just gotta find my Sally excuse me.
Harry Potter: Wait! Romeo! I need your help!
Romeo: If your trying to find Juliet she's dead.
Harry Potter: ... no, I just needed you to help me find Bella and Edward they owe me money and also the Volturi they have my mustand.
Volturi slowly walk away holding the mustrad jar.
Harry Potter: Hey gimme back my mustard!
Shakespere: Well, back to the graveyard! See you around McQueen!
Lighting McQueen: Off to get Sally then! See you Shakespere!
Romeo: I'm all alone....
Juliet: No your not my Romeo!
A shark pops up and eats Juliet.
Romeo: Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
Will Harry Potter ever get his mustard? Will Shakespere ever find his grave? Hey! I'm already in it! Will Romeo ever find Juliet, will Bella and Edward ever pay back Harry? Stay tuned for another exciting episode of.... JUST BEING WACKY!